Adventures of
Pete and Cody
SGW Dekota Cagle
0ne late August day Pete's dad had sent us out
to the old milk barn to clean out the milk bulk tanks. The milk
truck would come like clockwork every three days around
noon and pick up all the milk that was in the large 1,0000 gallon
stainless steel bulk tanks. After the truck would drain the tanks
our job was to heat large buckets of boiling water
on the old propane heater and sterilize all milking equipment and
the bulk tanks. We would be meticulous in cleaning
all the equipment both inside and outside. We did this to find
grace with the king, Pete's dad.
On this particular August afternoon it was about 105 Degrees degrees
outside. It was extremely hot in the old milk barn where
we were working and the temperature inside the barn
had to be close to 115 degrees. While cleaning the large metal
syringes that were used to give the cows shots Pete managed to
get one of the syringes full of cool fresh water that we
were using to rinse the equipment with after sterilizing it. When
he had the syringe full he caught me not working and sprayed me
on
my shirtless back with the cool fresh water that came from a well
just north of the milk barn. Being sprayed with cool well water
was actually quite a shock, but it felt really good at the same
time.
Well shortly after this we started playing around shooting each
other with cool water from the syringes. It was sort of like having
a water gun fight without water guns. This went went on for about
fifteen minutes then we became bored. It didn't really matter where
we sprayed water because everything in the milk barn had to be
washed down and thoroughly cleaned anyway. Well while spraying
each other we decided to put a little competition in the water
gun fight. I would stand against one wall and Pete would stand
against the other wall and we would take turns spraying each
other in the
face.
About this time Red came through the door and began to cuss and
yell about us playing around and not doing our jobs. So after a
verbal reprimand we started back to our chores of cleaning bulk
tanks and equipment. Red had gone into the back of the barn to
shovel feed into the milking stalls. Like clockwork we would start
milking at 6 o'clock sharp.
A short time later we noticed Red heading back toward the house.
We had a somewhat distorted view through the old glass windows
on the North side of the milk barn, but without saying a word to
each other, we both knew he was probably headed to the house for
an afternoon nap in front of the water cooled fan.
Not long after this Pete began to spray me again with the syringe
filled with water. After a few burst of water from ,the syringes
Pete made his famous statement. "Hey I've got a good idea!" Then
he pointed to the 1 inch diameter hole on the East wall of the wooden
milk barn by the door. The hole had been made there when Pete's dad
had ran a copper propane line to another heater that used to set
against the East wall of the milk house.
Pete made a suggestion that one of us go outside and look through
the hole and the other guy could stand against the west wall of
the barn, which was about fifteen feet away. Then whoever stood
inside
against the wall could attempt to squirt water into the eye of
the guy who 'would be outside looking through the 1 inch hole.
Now I had known Pete my entire life so I knew he
had more plans that he had not discussed with me. So I made the
suggestion
that Pete be the first one to go outside look through the hole.
He agreed, so outside he bounced and quickly placed one eye up
against the wooden circle looking across the barn floor at me standing
against
the wall across the room. My first blast of water wasn't very accurate
because of distance and pressure. So the second shot I made I pushed
the syringe closed very hard and fast. This made the stream of
water a lot more accurate. Therefore, I managed to get a full
blast of water I Pete's eye. After the shot I could hear him outside
laughing and yelling. Pete suddenly burst through the door yelled, "Man
that's cool as crap! You can see the water coming and all you have
to do is close your eye. Pete's description of the previous events
were enticing enough for to go outside and stare through the hole
while Pete shot it toward my eye.
Pete was correct in his statement about it looking cool. cause
you could see a large stream of water coming and your eye, and
I was under the impression that one could shoot water quicker than
a blink of an eye anyway so I wasn't really concerned about either
of us actually having water shot directly into our eyes.
This my first experience in learning that people have a dominant
eye.
After about 8 or 10 turns each we started to get bored again and
we both knew that it wouldn't be very long until was time to milk.
We both knew we really needed to get back to our chores and be
finished before milking time. I made the suggestion to Pete that
we each take one more turn and then get back to our chores. He
quickly Jumped at my offer and suggested that he be the first one
to go outside. I finished my shot quickly and met Pete at the door
Then I handed him the syringe as I headed outside. Making it outside
I placed my eye over the hole and looked across the room but I
could not see Pete. I yelled at him through the wall and asked
what he was doing and what was taking him so long to fill the
syringe. He yelled back and said, "Wait just a minute. I'll
tell you when you can look." I had my eye against the hole
looking for Pete when felt a hand grasp my shoulder. I turned around
to look face to face with Pete's dad. I was standing on an old
washtub. Red looked me square in the face and asked, what are you
looking
at through that hole boy." Then he leaned forward and stuck
his eye against the round wood hole to look inside. At about this
time unknowingly to me, Pete with the syringe in his hand, had
move to about inches away from the hole in the wall. Also, Pete
had me up with the brilliant idea to fill the syringe
with scalding hot soapy water that we had been using to clean the
milk tanks. So
as soon as Pete's dad placed his eye against e hole he was shot
full
force directly into the eye with a stream of scalding
hot soapy water. He immediately fell back away from the hole screaming
and holding his hands over his right eye. I could hear Pete in
the barn laughing because he thought he had just shot me in the
eye with hot soapy water. It wasn't long though until Pete discovered
that I personally didn't know that many cuss words nor could my
voice reach a level that was somewhere close to glass shattering
thunder. It was then that he realized he had shot his dad in the
eve with the scalding soapy water.
As usual since I was the closest, I was the target of Red's rage.
He first tried to physically grab me but he missed. Somehow,
in his rage and confusion he hadn't made a final decision as
whether
to grab me and then start punching, or just punch me as I jumped
from the washtub. Then as I lay helpless on the ground, kick
me to death.
Therefore, I was able to escape across the yard and head East
to the blackjack trees across the road. As I looked over my
shoulder
I could see Pete headed west over the big sand hill behind the
barn. I thought to myself how thoughtless of Pete to not even
come and check out the damage he had done to his dad's eye.
At least
I was taking the common courtesy to see if I could recognize
any real damage as I was running for my life.
Over the next hour I would venture to the edge of the blackjacks
and scan the area around the house and milk barn. On two of these
ventures out to the edge of the twilight zone, I could see Red
pacing restlessly between the house and the milk barn. I also
noticed a large white patch covering his right eye. The patch
had a huge
X made of white tape that covered it. I was also paying particular
attention to what appeared to be a mop handle or some form of
stick that he held in his right hand while pacing. I stayed
in the blackjacks
as long as I could. I could hear Pete's dad calling the cows.
It was milking time and I was going to have to go back and
face my
punishment. As I walked-slowly toward the milk barn I rehearsed
my
confession. Especially the part where it had been all Pete's
idea!