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You Know You're Married To A Game Warden If...

Submitted by Dian Carpenter, (Wife of Clint Carpenter, SGW Dewey)

You have a Ted Nugent hunting video and not his album.
He has taped over your wedding video trying get proof of the "Big Buck he's been watching.
You've spent your anniversary or your birthday wearing camouflage and sitting in a deer stand.
He can gut a deer but is unable to change a dirty diaper!
You know who the following people are: Bill Dance, Hank Parker, Bill Jordan.
You have to pluck the Thanksgiving Day turkey.
Your family vacation takes place in a remote; cabin without electricity, has an outhouse in the back and you have to do all the cooking!
He yells out "'Dear" and you automatically look out the window and say, Where?
You have more stink bait and night crawlers in your refrigerator than milk.
He considers "alone time" as being together in a duck blind and YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO TALK!
He wants to name your children: Winchester, Colt, or Ruger.
If you have more deer mounts than friends!




	Back to the Magazine Index You Know You're Married To A Game Warden If... Submitted by Dian Carpenter, (Wife of Clint Carpenter, SGW Dewey) You have a Ted Nugent hunting video and not his album. He has taped over your wedding video trying get proof of the "Big Buck he's been watching. You've spent your anniversary or your birthday wearing camouflage and sitting in a deer stand. He can gut a deer but is unable to change a dirty diaper! You know who the following people are: Bill Dance, Hank Parker, Bill Jordan. You have to pluck the Thanksgiving Day turkey. Your family vacation takes place in a remote; cabin without electricity, has an outhouse in the back and you have to do all the cooking! He yells out "'Dear" and you automatically look out the window and say, Where? You have more stink bait and night crawlers in your refrigerator than milk. He considers "alone time" as being together in a duck blind and YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO TALK! He wants to name your children: Winchester, Colt, or Ruger. If you have more deer mounts than friends! Back to the Magazine Index
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